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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"He's only kind of cute," she declares. "What does THAT mean?" asks her confused friend.

"It wouldn't take too much to bump him to ugly."

3:04 PM

Friday, May 08, 2009

"He's one of those guys that if you talk to him for half an hour you think he knows it all," he explains to his friend.

"But if you talk to him for an hour, you realize he only knows about half an hour."

10:42 AM

Friday, April 03, 2009

"Do you remember me?" she asks him cautiously. He smiles.

"I remember you every time I see you!"

8:22 PM

Monday, February 23, 2009

She admires his tattoos. "They're the names of my kids!" he declares proudly.

"Wow!" she exclaims, "it's a good thing you didn't marry the Octomom!"

11:05 AM

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

"I wore a button down shirt AND buttoned it!" he declares proudly.

"Of course I still didn't tuck it in," he admits, "but one step at a time!"

3:55 PM

Friday, January 09, 2009

"I'll just have to finish the report on Monday," she discloses. "What was it?" asks her co-worker.

"How to Improve Time Management."

6:12 PM

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

"They need to attach breathalyzers to cell phones!" she exclaims. "Why?" asks one of her curious friends.

"So people stop drunk-dialing me!"

3:25 PM



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