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March 15, 2005

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

"Remember the ole days," he says reflectively, "when we could stay up all night and party all day?" "No," replies his lifelong friend. "What?!" comes his incredulous reply, "how can you not remember?"

"I partied too much."

9:26 PM

Friday, December 30, 2005

Foot planted firmly in mouth, she hobbles on. "I'm not saying that you're not nice people," she tells the group. "I'm saying that you're just nice to EACH OTHER."

Over the looks come, "keep digging."

7:18 PM

Thursday, December 29, 2005

"You are so NOT desperate!" she admonishes. "Yes I am" he repeals, "what do you think 'desperate' means?"

"Desperate is..." she thinks, "ME... and nobody else!"

9:13 AM

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

"Is this the meeting or the pre-meeting?" he asks. "Oh," comes the reply, "this is the follow-up to the pre-meeting."

"So does that make this the post-pre-meeting or just another pre-meeting?"

8:35 AM

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

"I love coffee!" he exclaims, as he pours himself a cup. "It's my drug of choice," says his friend.

"My drug of choice is... well, nevermind."

8:21 AM

Monday, December 26, 2005

"Hey, have you got a minute?" he asks.

"I did," she replies, "but you missed it five minutes ago."

10:30 AM

Sunday, December 25, 2005

He opened up his present, then reacted kind of funny. She opened up her present, and found it really funny.

They bought the same thing.

9:20 AM

Friday, December 23, 2005

The bird sings to greet the morning sun.

No, wait, it's a street light.

4:35 AM

Thursday, December 22, 2005

She's being held captive; looking forlorn as the woman goes on and on about her problems.

She resents asking the question, "how are you?"

7:40 AM

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

"Originally I didn't want to see the movie," she explains, "cause he creeps me out." "Oh totally!" her friend concurs. "He creeps me out in every movie he's in."

"But..." she concedes, "it was better than I thought."

7:18 PM

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

"What kind of place is this?" asks her friend. "Oh, they serve tea and sconces," she responds. "As in lighting?"

Then her own light goes on... "I mean scones."

12:40 PM

Monday, December 19, 2005

His frustration shows as he walks with his friend. "I guess no one wants to go to a party with their boss." "Would you?!" asks his incredulous friend.

"But I AM the boss!"

7:32 PM

Sunday, December 18, 2005

"Ooh, your food smells really nice!" she squeals. "I sprayed air freshener," he admits. "Oh," she retracts, "well, your air freshener smells really nice then."

"Yeah," he agrees, "better than my food did."

5:01 PM

Saturday, December 17, 2005

"You going to the Christmas party?" he asks. "No," she replies, "I'm helping a handicapped woman put up her decorations."

"Oh fine!" he sarcasts, "go right ahead and let a good deed ruin a prefectly good party!"

12:47 PM

Friday, December 16, 2005

"It's not like you have anything else to do," he admonishes. "Oh?" she defenses, "Like I don't have a life?"

"Not since I met you."

2:04 PM

Thursday, December 15, 2005

He stands with his coffee cup under still-dripping coffeemaker. "Can't wait?" she asks. "Nah," he sheepishly admits.

She nods, "you probably also yell at the microwave to 'hurry up!'"

8:03 AM

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

"So when's this project due?" he asks. "June!" she replies. "Oh!" he exclaims, "that far away?"

"No," she corrects, "that long ago!"

9:01 AM

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

"I don't want to lie to him," she confides. "So why not just tell him the truth?" asks her friend.

She just stares at her friend, "Ewwww!"

4:20 PM

Monday, December 12, 2005

"How you doin'?" he beams at her. "I was good til just before you came in," she snarls back.

"So," he ponders on, "does that means you're happy to see me, or not?"

6:16 PM

Sunday, December 11, 2005

"You know something?" he complains to the cashier, "I've had a perfectly horrible time here tonight. I hope to forget all about it."

Without missing a beat, the cashier looks up "who are you?"

6:26 PM

Saturday, December 10, 2005

They're in each other's face in the parking lot, arguing over who gets what.

Behind them, two parking spaces open up and are filled by more patient people.

5:54 PM

Thursday, December 08, 2005

"You are always wrong!" he argues after her. "Well there's one thing I know I'm right, for sure," she insists. "Yeah?" he challenges, "what is that?"

"I'm righter than you are."

8:47 AM

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

He sits alone on his cell phone. "If you're afraid of going forward..." he wonders, "...and I'm afraid of leaving you behind..."

"...just where do we go from here?"

7:40 AM

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

"I just don't get it" she confounds, "they were so gungho about the project yesterday. How can they just cancel it today?"

He glances up at her. "How long have you been working here?"

11:03 AM

Sunday, December 04, 2005

She comes out of the store. Her t-shirt reads "I have an evil twin."

Then her twin comes out.

2:39 PM

Saturday, December 03, 2005

"And then... and then..." he eagerly tells his father, "there was lots of blood... and explosions... and then... and then..."

His weary father looks down, "let's go check out the books on bunnies."

9:31 PM

Friday, December 02, 2005

They finally walk away from this very difficult person. "Fortunately," he whispers, "stupidity is not contagious."

"Yeah?" she whispers back, "then why is it spreading?"

1:30 PM

Thursday, December 01, 2005

He looks at her... who looks at him... who looks at him... who looks at her... who looks at her... who looks at Number One.

No one looks back.

11:40 PM



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