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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

She looks on in disgust at the passerby. "Those skinny girls can eat anything they
want!" she complains. "Don't you just hate that?" agrees her friend.

"Let's go get some pizza!"


1:07 PM


Monday, January 30, 2006

"Do you know what really bothers me?" he asks. "Asking stupid questions?" she asks back. "No, that's just you..." he replies, "try again."

"Repeating stupid questions?"


9:21 AM


Sunday, January 29, 2006

He's shocked by what he doesn't see. "Oh no!" he shouts, "they towed my car!!" "They didn't tow your car" she reassures. "Oh yeah?" he challenges, "how do you know?"

"Cause I drove."


1:32 PM


Friday, January 27, 2006

"I'm so tired," he exhausts, "my mind is operating at like only 10%"

"So what's that at..." she asks sarcastically, "like, minus 15?"


3:16 PM


Thursday, January 26, 2006

He winces at the harsh morning light, and her gentle touch. She plants a soft kiss on his black eye.

A long night... and an even longer story... is over.


6:43 AM


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

"It's not like I wanted his sympathy," she exclaims. "So why'd you get mad?" asks her friend.

"Well," she thinks out loud, "I didn't need his LACK of sympathy either!"


10:34 PM


Monday, January 23, 2006

As they stare over the too-crowded gym, he turns to her. "I can't wait until March," he says with resolve. "What's in March?" she asks.

"When they all go back to their chessburger lives."


8:10 AM


Sunday, January 22, 2006

His five-year-old nephew explains it all. "Mommy had seven wombs... and then seven babies all came out." "so that's where babies come from?" he asks.

The nephew looks up in frustration, "that's what wombs are for... duh!!"


8:56 AM


Saturday, January 21, 2006

Looking at the silverish statue, he asks, "so what do you think of this?" She examines it for a minute.

"It'd be nicer if it weren't so cheap."


3:33 PM


Friday, January 20, 2006

As his coworker prances into work, he turns to her. "Is he 'mo?" he whispers.

She stares blankly before asking, "who's Izzy Mo?"


7:30 PM


Thursday, January 19, 2006

"It's just noise!" he complains. "Didn't your mother say the same thing about YOUR music?" she asks.

"Yeah," he confers, "but she had no taste!"


3:16 PM


Tuesday, January 17, 2006

"Are you here to fix the fax machine?" she asks. "Um, no," he replies in confusion. "Oh," she looks up, "I thought your shirt said "Fax."

"No," he points out with a smile, "FedEx."


10:28 AM


Sunday, January 15, 2006

"The weather is just perfect!" he beams.

"Yeah," she shivers, "for a penguin!"


11:14 AM


Saturday, January 14, 2006

"Wow, it's really raining!" he exclaims. She looks at him quizzically.

"As opposed to what... imaginary rain?"


9:56 AM


Thursday, January 12, 2006

"It's due tomorrow," declares her boss. "We'll get right on it!" she replies enthusiastically. "Wait!" cuts off the boss, "we may have to wait til next week to get started.

"So..." she ponders, "is it still due tomorrow?"


1:14 PM


Wednesday, January 11, 2006

She stands there faced with her dilemna. Fruit... fruit danish... fruit... danish.

Well, at least the danish still has fruit, right?


12:35 PM


Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Seeing her eat cake, he smirks, "It sure didn't take you long to quit that resolution." She glares up at him, "you're lucky I quit my other resolution too." "Oh, what was that?" he inquires.

"Killing you."


11:21 AM


Monday, January 09, 2006

"Did you have a good weekend?" he asks. "NO!!" she cuts back.

Ever so cheerful, he smiles. "Well, then... welcome back to work!"


8:51 AM


Sunday, January 08, 2006

"I can't stand it anymore!" she complains. "Then why don't you leave?" asks her logical friend. "I can't!" she replies.

"Well," thinks her friend, "I guess you CAN stand it some more."


7:22 PM


Saturday, January 07, 2006

After they watch her kids acting crazy, she smiles sheepishly.

"You'll have to forgive them," she explains, "they come from the dysfunctional side of the family."


7:21 PM


Thursday, January 05, 2006

"She's just crazy!" he tells the group. "But she knows she's crazy," she cuts in, "Crazy people don't know they're crazy, so she's not that crazy."

"Oh," he refutes, "she's crazy enough."


11:48 AM


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

"It's cold in here," he shivers.

She agrees. "It's so cold in here that my computer froze!"


12:40 PM


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

"I actually LOST weight this holiday!" he exclaims. "Well," she snorts, "you can take it back."

"I found it on my thighs!!"


10:13 AM


Monday, January 02, 2006

"How come you didn't call me to wish me a 'Happy New Year?'" asks the hurt woman on the phone. "Um," he stammers, "because you have the wrong number?" "Oh!" she realizes in embarrassment, "I'm sorry!!"

"That's okay... Happy New Years anyway!"


7:09 AM


Sunday, January 01, 2006

"He's not old-old," she explains, "just kind of 'weathered' y'know?" He nods, "I hear ya." "Like his party days are long gone," she continues.

He concludes... "now his drug of choice is Metamusal."


11:06 AM


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