Tuesday, January 31, 2006
She looks on in disgust at the passerby. "Those skinny girls can eat anything they
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1:07 PM Monday, January 30, 2006
"Do you know what really bothers me?" he asks. "Asking stupid questions?" she asks back. "No, that's just you..." he replies, "try again."
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9:21 AM Sunday, January 29, 2006
He's shocked by what he doesn't see. "Oh no!" he shouts, "they towed my car!!" "They didn't tow your car" she reassures. "Oh yeah?" he challenges, "how do you know?"
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1:32 PM Friday, January 27, 2006
"I'm so tired," he exhausts, "my mind is operating at like only 10%"
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3:16 PM Thursday, January 26, 2006
He winces at the harsh morning light, and her gentle touch. She plants a soft kiss on his black eye.
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6:43 AM Tuesday, January 24, 2006
"It's not like I wanted his sympathy," she exclaims. "So why'd you get mad?" asks her friend.
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10:34 PM Monday, January 23, 2006
As they stare over the too-crowded gym, he turns to her. "I can't wait until March," he says with resolve. "What's in March?" she asks.
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8:10 AM Sunday, January 22, 2006
His five-year-old nephew explains it all. "Mommy had seven wombs... and then seven babies all came out." "so that's where babies come from?" he asks.
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8:56 AM Saturday, January 21, 2006
Looking at the silverish statue, he asks, "so what do you think of this?" She examines it for a minute.
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3:33 PM Friday, January 20, 2006
As his coworker prances into work, he turns to her. "Is he 'mo?" he whispers.
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7:30 PM Thursday, January 19, 2006
"It's just noise!" he complains. "Didn't your mother say the same thing about YOUR music?" she asks.
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3:16 PM Tuesday, January 17, 2006
"Are you here to fix the fax machine?" she asks. "Um, no," he replies in confusion. "Oh," she looks up, "I thought your shirt said "Fax."
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10:28 AM Sunday, January 15, 2006
"The weather is just perfect!" he beams.
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11:14 AM Saturday, January 14, 2006
"Wow, it's really raining!" he exclaims. She looks at him quizzically.
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9:56 AM Thursday, January 12, 2006
"It's due tomorrow," declares her boss. "We'll get right on it!" she replies enthusiastically. "Wait!" cuts off the boss, "we may have to wait til next week to get started.
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1:14 PM Wednesday, January 11, 2006
She stands there faced with her dilemna. Fruit... fruit danish... fruit... danish.
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12:35 PM Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Seeing her eat cake, he smirks, "It sure didn't take you long to quit that resolution." She glares up at him, "you're lucky I quit my other resolution too." "Oh, what was that?" he inquires.
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11:21 AM Monday, January 09, 2006
"Did you have a good weekend?" he asks. "NO!!" she cuts back.
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8:51 AM Sunday, January 08, 2006
"I can't stand it anymore!" she complains. "Then why don't you leave?" asks her logical friend. "I can't!" she replies.
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7:22 PM Saturday, January 07, 2006
After they watch her kids acting crazy, she smiles sheepishly.
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7:21 PM Thursday, January 05, 2006
"She's just crazy!" he tells the group. "But she knows she's crazy," she cuts in, "Crazy people don't know they're crazy, so she's not that crazy."
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11:48 AM Wednesday, January 04, 2006
"It's cold in here," he shivers.
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12:40 PM Tuesday, January 03, 2006
"I actually LOST weight this holiday!" he exclaims. "Well," she snorts, "you can take it back."
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10:13 AM Monday, January 02, 2006
"How come you didn't call me to wish me a 'Happy New Year?'" asks the hurt woman on the phone. "Um," he stammers, "because you have the wrong number?" "Oh!" she realizes in embarrassment, "I'm sorry!!"
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7:09 AM Sunday, January 01, 2006
"He's not old-old," she explains, "just kind of 'weathered' y'know?" He nods, "I hear ya." "Like his party days are long gone," she continues.
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