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March 15, 2005

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Friday, March 31, 2006

"Wouldn't it be sweet if you could email your movies directly to your TV?" he asks excitedly. "But can't you just plug your camera into your TV now?" she replies.

"That's too much work!"

8:07 PM

Thursday, March 30, 2006

"You think anyone's gonna find out we're playing hooky?" she asks her friends. "Well, probably your boss will," one of them replies. "Why do you say that?" she asks.

"Cause she's sitting right over there!"

3:03 PM

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

"So it doesn't sound like we have much of a choice," he exhausts. "Sure you do," she replies, "you have TWO choices."

"You can take it or leave it!"

8:20 AM

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"Congratulations on that new project," she delights. With deadpan face, he turns to her...

"What makes you think it's a good thing?"

10:17 AM

Monday, March 27, 2006

"You're not worried about all the work we have to do?" she asks. "Nah," he says calmly, "cause I just keep following my golden rule..."

"Keep doing what you're doing 'til they tell you to stop what you're doing and do what they're doing."

9:32 AM

Saturday, March 25, 2006

"Why do they call them 'tar pits'?" she asks. "Because there's tar coming out of them," he explains. "That's not tar..." she corrects,

"...It's asphalt!"

4:18 PM

Thursday, March 23, 2006

"You know what's even nicer than seeing him?" she asks. "What?" asks her friend.

"Seeing him leave."

2:53 PM

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

"Yeah, I've seen it," she replies to his questioning. "Do you like it?" he continues. "I said I've seen it," she responds...

"I didn't say I WATCH it."

5:50 PM

Monday, March 20, 2006

"And then he said to me 'you've lost a lot of weight'" she tells the group. "Isn't that good?" one of them asks.

"He has to tell me this when I was starving myself?" she snarls back, "why couldn't he have said it when I was stuffing my face with chocolate?"

5:44 PM

Sunday, March 19, 2006

"She thinks she's right all the time," he explains. "Why do you let her do that?" his friend inquires.

"Cause I'd be wrong if I didn't."

12:42 PM

Saturday, March 18, 2006

"Why does he always have to be here every time we come?" she asks her friends. "Um," her friend replies, "cause I think he WORKS here."

"Well, that's just stupid!"

5:31 PM

Friday, March 17, 2006

"I think we're lost," he says. "Must be the luck of the Irish," she replies. "But I'm not Irish!" he retorts.


8:35 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

They laugh as they get off the plane. "So do you have the confirmation for the room?" he asks. "I thought YOU booked the room," she responds.

They stop laughing.

3:58 PM

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

"Does Mars have eyes?" she questions. "Why?" asks her friend. "Because someone told me to 'Beware the Eyes of Mars' and I don't know what they means."

Her friend thinks for a moment. "The moon has eyes."

9:07 AM

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

"They were going to roll the program out on Monday," he explains, "but they cancelled it." "Why?" she asks. "Because it doesn't work."

"Yeah," she agrees, "if it doesn't work for one, it probably wouldn't work for one thousand."

11:00 AM

Monday, March 13, 2006

"Did you see the robot reached Mars?" she amazes. "With all the poor people downtown," he argues, "we should never send a robot to Mars."

She looks at him puzzled. "Why would we want to send a robot to downtown?"

12:20 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

"If I could be anywhere in the world right now," he ponders, "I'd be right here!"

"Wow!" says his friend, "wishes really do come true!"

11:01 AM

Thursday, March 09, 2006

After listening to her turn every topic to another whoa-is-me, he finally has to speak. "Well at least there's a bright side," he smiles. "What's that?" she ponders.

"You could have a job on a suicide hotline."

10:28 AM

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

"It's not gonna work," he whines. "Why can't you be more positive?" she challenges. "Okay..."

"I'm positive it's not gonna work."

4:56 PM

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

"Boy this elevator is crowded!" she remarks. "Yeah," he laughs, "it's the elevator of love!"

"Then I want to get off!"

9:55 AM

Monday, March 06, 2006

"Wow, that's quite a conundrum!" he exclaims. "What's a con-num-drah?" she asks. "A 'condundrum' is something quite punny," he snoots. "I don't get it." "Exactly!!" he triumphs.

**blink** **blink**

2:15 PM

Saturday, March 04, 2006

"Why don't you go outside?" she asks. "Cause there's nothin' to do," her son replies. "So what are you doing inside that's so important?" she insists. "Nothin'"

"Then do it outside!"

2:45 PM

Friday, March 03, 2006

He stares at the rows of bottles. "May I help you?" asks the clerk. "Um," he ponders, "I came in here for something, but I can't remember what it was."

"Memory enhancers are on aisle three."

11:42 AM

Thursday, March 02, 2006

"I wanted to be a Jesuit Priest, because I thought they were cool," he confesses, "but there was ooooooone little thing that blew it for me."
"Celibacy?" she guesses.

"THAT'S the one!!"

4:03 PM

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

"I follow the rules," he says to an unbelieving crowd. "What?" as they look at each other. "If I promise to follow a rule, I carry it through."

She breaks her smirk, "you must not make many promises."

12:12 PM



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