Friday, July 28, 2006
As her kids scurry about her frantically, she wearily turns to a friend. "We're experiencing some technical difficulties, please stand by."
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6:06 PM
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
She hugs her long-time friend. "Where have all the years gone?!" she asks. "Our faces."
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8:01 PM
Monday, July 24, 2006
"So why isn't the boss using you to your full potential?" he asks. "Is he using YOU to your full potential?" she asks back. "Got it!"
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7:11 PM
Sunday, July 23, 2006
"I just wanted that movie to end!" she exhausts. "Did it?" her friend asks. "Eventually."
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4:13 PM
Saturday, July 22, 2006
"It's so hot!" he exclaims... "That people say 'go to hell' just to be cooler!"
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11:48 AM
Friday, July 21, 2006
"You remind me of my sister," he tells her. "Oh," she responds, "is she beautiful, witty and charming?" "Um, kinda."
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1:22 PM
Thursday, July 20, 2006
"You need to tell your ISP to unblock Port 25," he tells the customer. "BUT YOU ARE MY ISP!" the customer exhausts. "Oh... try it now."
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2:17 PM
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
"People who promote violence should be shot!" "I agree!"
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7:31 PM
Sunday, July 16, 2006
"So what does 'Freedom' mean to you?" she asks. "Not having to answer that question," he answers.
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12:39 PM
Friday, July 14, 2006
"I'm bisexual," he explains. "Oh really?" she responds incredulously. "Yes... men and boys."
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10:35 PM
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
He explains... "Alcohol is the river on which all inappropriate behavior flows."
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12:27 PM
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
"It couldn't have gotten any worse," she exclaims in disbelief. "Oh, but it could!" he explains. "No way!" "That was just the first night... we hadn't even begun the trip!"
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11:30 AM
Sunday, July 09, 2006
"Do you always have to have the last word?" she asks. "Yes" he replies... ...and walks away.
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3:18 PM
Saturday, July 08, 2006
"I'm definitely gonna have to remember that one," she laughs. "Remember what?" he asks. "Something," she reluctantly replies. Well, some things are easier to remember than nothing.
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5:15 PM
Friday, July 07, 2006
"So was it that bad to work here?" he asks. She glares back. "It was 'bad' on a good day."
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1:24 AM
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
"Where's the phone?" she asks. He points down the hall. "But that sign says 'hone' where's the 'p'?" she jokes. He points to the ladies room.
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9:21 AM
Monday, July 03, 2006
"Something's wrong with my cell phone," she complains to him... "it keeps making noise." "Answer it!"
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10:12 PM
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Each wave that laps at her feet makes her scream. He just laughs and keeps calling for her to come in. "I just don't want to get that wet!" she declares. "That's what the ocean's for!"
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