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March 15, 2005

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

"Some people jump up and down for this," she explains to her friend.

"Where? In the institution?"

7:01 AM

Monday, September 25, 2006

"It was awesome!" he tells his friend. "It was?" asks his incredulous friend.

"Oh, I thought you were talking about something else... it was ok."

7:18 PM

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

"I don't see what's wrong with going out with this guy," he says into his cell phone.

"Well, he's never officially been CHARGED..."

2:45 PM

Sunday, September 17, 2006

"Glad you could make it THIS time," he stings with bitter sarcasm; then walks away. She just turns to her friend.

"He's gonna miss me next time too."

6:23 PM

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

"Every time the three of you come back from lunch, you're always laughing" he says to the group.

"Cause we drink!"

4:45 PM

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

"I'm not a bad person," she explains...

"... it's just sometimes you gotta let down your hair."

4:52 PM

Monday, September 11, 2006

"We need a moment of silence here!" she shouts, "excuse me, everyone, we need a moment of silence!" He turns to his friend.

"Starting with her."

9:08 AM

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

"I'm totally taking her off my friend list," she explains. Her bewildered coworker replies, "I have no clue what you're talking about."

"That's why you ain't on mine neither."

12:29 PM

Monday, September 04, 2006

"Why do we celebrate Labor Day by taking the day off?" she asks her friend. It makes her friend think.

"Let's go support the workers at the mall!"

1:48 PM

Saturday, September 02, 2006

"It's nice, but cheap," she admits. "Yeah," he agrees...

"... it'd make a nice present for someone you don't really like."

11:22 AM



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